Torque and Chrome

What gear am I forgetting for my hunting trip?

Since there's no airsoft category, I thought I'd post here. Here's a list of gear I've acquired for my upcoming sabertooth hippo hunt: Super Sniper air soft custom ported barrel with compensator, flash suppressor, silencer and bayonet. I succeeded in keeping the barrel under 47 inches. Scope developed by the Hubble Telescope team: 40-174X204 with ballistic reticle (german #172), microwave range finder, class 9 infrared & GPS. I was able to keep the weight under 15 pounds. Full ceramic plate body armor with kryptonite force field. Ghillie suite with scent blocker technology. Blue Blocker (r) sunglasses Satellite communications with distress call (for calling in air strike team) On my belt; desert eagle 50ae in chrome, 100,000 volt taser, 49" serrated knife, pepper spray, brass knuckles, bull whip, nun chuck set. Stadium pal, elite urine reservoir (extra capacity) Portable 65k color, 3D, handheld GPS unit w/ 21" screen Laptop PC with Wi-Fi Baer Grills autographed cantine with Monster energy drink (r) Okay guys, what did I miss here? Check again, I'd never forget my explosive tipped bayonet!! I did forget the dry ice/water cooling kit for my barrel though. Almost forgot my Giligans Island lunch box with peanut butter & jelly sandwitch with the crust cut off. Small thermous with ovaltine.

Public Comments

1. you forgot the utmost important airsoft accessory, a bayonet! duhhhh how could you for get that.
2. It goes along with your air-strike...you forgot the tactical nuke!
3. You forgot a radio so when you see the hippo you can call in the B-52's, you also forgot your dual magnums and claymore land mines in case those pesky kids with the machine guns pick up on your heart beat.
4. Dude, you so totally forgot hearing protection. An airsoft grenade launcher might come in handy, too.